Posted by Parker V on April 10, 2008 under Democrat, Election 08, Humor, Video | 
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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama musically argue it out over who is the better candidate in this song satirizing “Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better.”
Posted by Parker V on April 8, 2008 under Election 08 | Be the First to Comment
The NY Post assembled a list of all time best jokes recently. Here are the ones about our current candidates:
Greg Proops:
They say Hillary Clinton has a bad personality. Really? I forgot about Dick Cheney’s wow factor.
Nick Dipaolo:
I think I might vote for Barack Obama. Because I live in New York City and have been giving black guys change for the past 10 years. I want to see what it feels like for a black guy to give me change.
Jeffrey Ross:
John McCain is so old that running for President is on his bucket list.
Jackie Mason:
Hillary Clinton says she’s the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you, if a brain surgeon quit his job, would everyone in the operating room say, “Wait, let’s get his wife.”
Marc Maron:
It’s significant Barack Obama is running. I think it’s important for black people to have a chance to be misrepresented by one of their own.
Posted by Parker V on April 7, 2008 under Democrat, Election 08, Video | Be the First to Comment
Fast forward through the first minute and a half where Hill is talking about Tuzla if you’re not interested. Half way through the clip is the bowl-action-rama.
Also on the agenda was gay rights. La Times has more:
About to enter the final two weeks before the crucial Pennsylvania Democratic primary on April 22, Sen. Hillary Clinton stops by to chat with Ellen DeGeneres again Monday because she wants to reach one of her strongest group of voters, older women.
Actually, they don’t really talk Monday. They taped it last week. So we know a little about the discussion. Ellen says she knows how strong Hillary is, but how hard it must be to hear all this talk about how she should give up, get out and quit the race for the Democratic presidential nomination because she’s behind.
And Hillary says: “You know, boys used to say that to me all the time.
“And I figured I know this contest is close. I don’t think either one of us should get out. We should let people vote. There are a lot of states that haven’t voted yet. They deserve a chance to have their votes counted, and I just feel like I’m doing this for myself,
obviously because I believe so much in what our country can be again once we finally get through with President Bush and get back to being the America we know and love.”And Ellen asks her about the rights of gay couples. And the New York senator says she’s going to do “everything I can” to ensure equality.
“I like it. I like it,” Ellen replies.
Posted by Parker V on April 5, 2008 under Democrat, Election 08, Humor, President, Video | Be the First to Comment