McCain on QVC (SNL)

Posted by Parker V on November 3, 2008 under Humor, Video | Be the First to Comment

Sen. McCain and Gov. Palin (Fey) address the Nation on QVC

The REAL Sarah Palin on SNL

Posted by Parker V on October 19, 2008 under Video | Be the First to Comment

The Rap Lyrics:

One, two, three
My name is Sarah Palin
You all know me
Vice President nominee of the G-O-P.
Gonna need ya vote
In the next election
Can I get a “What What” from the senior section?

McCain got experience,
McCain got style,
But don’t let him freak you out
When he tries to smile.
‘Cause that smile be creepy,
But when I’m V-P,
All the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me!

Howz it go Eskimos?
(Eskimos!)
Tel me, tell me what you know, Eskimos!
(Eskimos!)
How you feel Eskimos?
(Ice cold!)
Tell me, tell me what you feel Eskimos
(Supa’ cold!)

I’m Jeremiah wright
‘Cause tonight I’m the preacha
I got a bookish look and ya all hot fo’ teacha
Todd lookin’ fine on his snow machine,
So hot for each other need a go-between.

In Wasilla we just chill, baby chilla,
But when I see oil it’s “Drill, baby, drilla!”

My country ’tis of thee,
From my porch I can see,
Russia and such

All the mavericks in the house put ya hands up!
All the mavericks in the house put ya hands up!

All the plumbers in the house pull ya pants up!
All the plumbers in the house pull ya pants up!

When I say Obama you say Ayers
Obama!
(Ayers!)
Obama!
(Ayers!)
I built me a bridge it ain’t going nowhere!
Ohhhhhhhhhh!

McCain/Palin gonna put the nail in
The coffin, of the media elite
(She likes red meat!)
Shoot a motherhumpin’ moose eight days of the week!

[gunshots]

Now ya dead!
Now ya dead ’cause I’m an animal!
And I’m bigga than you!

‘Hold of a shot gun, walk in the pub
Everybody party, we’re goin’ on a hunt

La-la-la-la
la-la
la-laaaaaa

[gunshots]

Yo, I’m Palin, I’m out!

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SNL does the Palin/Biden Deabate

Posted by Parker V on October 5, 2008 under Video | Be the First to Comment

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“Palin / Hillary” open up SNL

Posted by Parker V on September 14, 2008 under Elections | Be the First to Comment

The cast of Baby Momma reunited on Saturday Night Live last night, except this time to do something funny and entertaining that people would want to watch! Tinay Fey portrayed Palin as clueless and Amy Poeler, reprising her Hillary Clinton impression, was the stiff passive/aggressive “shrew, harpy … boner shrinker” we all have enjoyed previously.

Palins response? The NY Times says that on Sunday, a campaign adviser confirmed that she had, indeed, watched the skit from her screen at the front of the plane she was traveling in and told the Times in an email response that “She thought it was quite funny,” “especially because the governor has dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween.”

Are the attacks on Palin likely to subside and rest her in the comfortable perch Joe Biden has enjoyed? We don’t think it’s likely, but Penwellblogs has this analysis:

I have a feeling, however, that attacks on Sarah Palin from the national press are going to start dwindling out, particularly if the McCain-Palin ticket keeps rising in the polls. Folks in the press aren’t stupid, really (just STOP that now!). They know that if McCain wins, they’ll need access to Palin for their stories after 4 Nov.

I’m guessing that Palin’s people are keeping score; she’s flexing that velvet-gloved mailed fist, and the worst offenders in the media risk getting themselves frozen out — at least for a time — if Palin takes office as vice president.

No one in the national press wants to be in Vice President Palin’s doghouse for long. Those folks will watch the polls and keep their fingers in the wind; if they see the Obama-Biden ticket on a long downward slide, then almost overnight look to see the national press as Palin’s best friends.

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