From makers of action figs of other top politico’s, come’s the Sarah Barracuda model, complete with gun holster thigh strap:
charming. But if gun totin Wal-mart hockey momma aint your style, the same 30 bucks will buy you a roided out version of Eliot Spitzer, Kung Fu Bama, Maternatiry shirt McCain and pornstar Edards:
FINALLY!
Bonus: um…. Sarah Palin School girl action figure? wtf?…
–Managing savagery
–Thanks, media!
–The Sarah sisterhood
–The GOP sells out for Palin
–LA Times keeping things subtle
–The “First Dude” speaks
–Just asking questions
–Alaska’s Margaret Thatcher
–A monochrome convention
–Limbaugh on McCain: “McBrilliant”
–Worst running mate evah
–Palin’s speech won’t help much
–How Obama’s pals smeared Palin
–Heart-ache: Palin’s hairstyle outdated
–Why Democrats should worry about Palin
–Oprah-ites not thrilled with decision to ban Palin
–“I guess we can shelve the Eagleton meme now”
–New Palin scandal: She’s brusque sometimes
–“Conservatives have found their Obama”
–McCain even more mavericky than we thought
–“Progressive” wonders, don’t they have birth control up in Alaska?
–Poll: 51% say media is trying to hurt Palin, not provide unbiased coverage
–You must be joking: Dems to, um, taunt McCain with Palin’s popularity?
–Alaska to subpoena witnesses for Troopergate, end probe earlier than expected
–Small focus group of Michigan independents unimpressed by Palin’s speech
–Poll: Independents likely to vote for McCain jump 9% after watching Palin’s speech
–Palin represents everything feminism claims to strive for — and the left smears her anyway
Palin Rap
Description: Recently discovered footage of Sarah Palin rapping about the reasons she should be Vice President of the United States of America.
Reaction: great writing. not so great execution…
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Sarah Palin Vlog
Description: Governor Sarah Palin, Republican Vice Presidential candidate, will be vlogging throughout the campaign. Her first vlog was leaked to the press by unknown sources.
Reaction: some funny lines. a decent impression with some relevant satire in it. the most enjoyable parts aren’t Palin specific, but just funny awkward-moment-acting.
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Is McCain Palin’s Bitch?
Description: The inside story on how a panicked McCain made a desperate call to the Alaskan governor to bail him out.
Reaction: tightly edited, funny, good look and impression of both characters. This one from Lisa Nova is the clear winner.
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BONUS BAD:
This comedic abortion has gotten a lot of play on right leaning and non-political blogs for its…less than great attempt at humor starring Mr Palin.
Romney told reporters this morning that he does not want a cabinet position in a John McCain administration, saying that he would not relish being “soldiered by 27-year-olds in the White House,” as his father did during his days as HUD secretary.
“That is not an attractive position in my view,” Romney said, citing the experience of his dad, George Romney, who served as the head of the Department of Housing and Urban Development under President Richard Nixon after his defeat in the 1968 presidential race. “I’ve seen it too close-hand to think that’s something for me.”
In a press conference after remarks to the Utah delegation, Romney said that he expects to remain in the public sector after the November election and will not return to the business world, as many have speculated. But he demurred when asked about a second try at the Oval Office.
“I do not anticipate doing it again,” he chuckled. “It’s hard to imagine doing that.”
– SOURCE
Jackie and Dunlap on their mortal enemy Joe Biden’s selection as the less-important, louder-mouthed half of the Obama ’08 ticket. And to celebrate his vice presidential candidacy, Red State Update has prepared a special Biden’s Greatest Hits.
Jackie and Dunlap on John McCain’s choice of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as the Vice Presidential nominee.